Saturday, April 07, 2012

Kids Choice Awards 2012

Stupid business travel. I totally forgot I had this folder of pics to look at until some lovely commenter reminded me.

Shall we?

Andrew Garfield:
He sure pulls off awkward well.

I am quite certain that his legs are slimmer than mine and that is mildly depressing. I'm also not sure if I can handle that cut of pants on a man. It's just a bit too much for me.

The wine color? Actually, I quite like that. It's kind of retro.

Ashley Tisdale:
No but, what is she doing with herself? She doesn't work...or at least anymore. Everything she is in keeps getting cancelled or terrible. Then she wears these interesting concoctions of dresses...I am super loving this dress. I'm a little embarrassed to admit it, but I love it.

I love the asymmetry, I love that it has a sheer layer over a pattern, I am DIGGING the shoes.

My biggest complaint about this girl is that I've never seen her speak and that she has a wine red streak in her hair. COME ON.


Emma Stone:
Why blonde again? I get that it's her natural color, but sometimes people look better when they're not their natural color.

I just find the blonde washes her out...especially when she wears a completely neutral outfit along with it.

I die for those shoes though. Seriously.


Heidi Klum:
Is someone out trolling for husbands? Yikes. These boots are a little over the top, no? I mean, it's a kids' awards show, not a prostitute look-a-like convention. I'm sure when she went on stage they could totally see up her skirt. Not only is she naturally very tall, but then she puts on those boots and it's Vag View 2012.

The dress is lovely though.


Jennie Garth:
Oy.
This is so goddamn unflattering. Not ok.

I like how casual it is, because she's not there for much and she has the right idea. But oh god it makes her look wide and stumpy and those shoes are so ugly.

Kelly Taylor would never have worn this...


Katy Perry:
Ugh. It's so tacky. Also, are we sure that skirt is supposed to lift at the very center like that? Again, Vag View 2012 by all the divorcee's in the audience.

The hair is heinous. It's so bad. Why is she so weird?

Kelly Osbourne:
If there is one thing I really like about this picture it is it's complete contrast from the photo below.

I'm still totally hating the purple/grey hair, but you know, at least she's happy. Anyone have any idea why she's muting out her feet tats?

Kristen Stewart:
Anyone have any idea why this bitch is so miserable all the time? You have a hot bod, you have tons of cash, you're dating the freakshow all the young gals yearn for and you're really cute. Why can't this bitch smile?

Ugh. I want to punch her in the throat.


Michelle Obama:
Can we discuss the contrast here? When would you have ever expected a first lady to be on the Kids Choice Awards? This is something else. If the Obamas have done nothing they have revolutionized the way that the POTUS and 1st lady can do things. Very interesting choice...

Houndstooth, is however, not. Houndstooth is very hot for fall people. Invest.

Selena Gomez:
Crop tops abound! Ew.

She is just really pretty. And she's pulling this off. Love the shoes with that outfit. So glad she didn't go chunky wedge or something.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the recap! Not much fashion that i loved here though.