Wednesday, January 04, 2012

Tom Cruise's Face


As many of you know, I am kind of obsessed with Tom Cruise. Mostly because he's a crazy new genre of freakshow, but also because he's just really fun to mock, and that's kind of my thing. Bullies like easy targets.

I mean, for example, look hwo small he looks next to David Letterman. Now that is just funny. He's so little and silly.

There has been much talk lately of Tom Cruise's strangely youthful appearance. MUCH talk. Especially considering he's friends with one of Brazil's most renound plastic surgeons, Dr. Ivo Pitanguy. He is not shy discussing it and that's what kind of makes it intruiging.

Katie Holmes is apparently a fan of the Dr's line of creams for the face, and if her skin is any reflection of that, I would like to sign up for a case. She is my age, or a year younger and she looks AMAZING.

Tom has also reverse-aged recently and no one is quite sure whether it is due to a recent visit to Brazil or due to a recent shipment from Brazil.

What do you think?

Check out this very interesting article about Tom's skin care regimen...I think it's some kind of filler. No one's skin evens out like that without some chemical peels and some filler pushed in. But it's not Botox like his ex wife, Scary Face Kidman, because he is still able to pull off mildly psychotic. Definitely fillers.

Interesting...very interesting.

Ugh. I want plastic surgery.


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