At first, I was like, this is awful. She's essentially naked in a shower curtain. And then I hallucinated what I think could have happened for her to arrive wearing this.
Publicist: That dress lining is really ugly, what does the actual dress look like?
Piper: This is the dress.
Publicist: Piper. I can count your freckles.
Piper: Ugh. WTF! They have nothing here that's Golden Globes appropriate!
Publicist: Piper, we're at Bed Bath and Beyond...
Piper: Still! I'm so irrelevant that no one is sending me anything anymore and it's not like I can afford an actual gown...WTF am I going to do?
Publcist: Oh. My. God. I just had the most brilliant idea of my career!
Piper: Coyote Ugly 2?
Publicist: No, no. God no. WEAR that. Wear THAT. No one has cared about anything you've done in years. Trust me. I can't sell a story about you unless I throw in a gum job too.
Wear that dress and everyone will be talking about you. EVERYONE. They'll have no choice, you're going to expose yourself to them.
Piper: I refuse. I am an actress with talent.
*LAUGHING*
Piper: Ok, ok, sometimes I'm hilarious. Ok, I'll wear it. But I'm going to have to sell this Sharon Stone-style.
Publicist: You mean be sexy?
Piper: No, not Sharon Stone 90's, Sharon Stone 00's. Crazy. I'm going to have to pull off crazy.
Publicist: You need to pay me more after this.
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