Soooo, this happened the other night. Weird timing kind of, mid week, but whatever. It's never a bad time to talk about what celebrities are wearing.
She's pregnant again. Ugh. She always looks pregnant since she did whatever that thing is with her lip. But at least she's also pregnant on HIMYM. Dress is whatever. It's nice, but I'm not in love with how cottony it looks. I am, however, in love with those shoes.
Everything about this girl yells "please love me". She tries to be so cool and loved. And I just want to do the opposite. I just want to hate her. So, I don't try hard not to.
Ugh.
Like, I feel like this dress could have been cute on Charlize Theron or Kelly Osbourne, but on her it looks annoying. Why can't she just go away?
I saw this girl in real life once, I was extremely drunk. Like, just before I obnoxiously introduced myself to her, Vanessa Minillo and Nick and Drew Lachay, I had to start closing one eye so that I could see properly. That's how drunk I was.
In my drunken view she was kind of pretty. Now that I look at her, I understand how drunk I really was. I also assume she must have been drunk when she took these drapes from an old Georgian mansion and wrapped them around her body. Also, when she did her make-up with her feet and then left the house.
This girl grates on my last Disney star nerve. I have no room for her in my life, yet I'm forced over and over to watch her compete with her better known co-stars who are thinner, less annoying and dress better. AND who weren't just dumped by Wilmer Valderama. Like, how embarrassing. Mind you, he likes 'em young and fresh, so I guess she's too old for him now...
I've been waiting a long time for this woman to age and it has finally happened. I don't know what fountain of youth she was drinking from but she appears to have been barred access from it's eternal springs...God, why am I so mean right now?
Ok, it might actually be her make-up, and she might be much too thin. I can't tell. I will say this, her hairdo is not helping her at all. It's a weird marm hairdo. I like the dress, I think. but again, it's making her look VERY thin and kind of ill and old.
Wow, awkward growing out hair phase. It's a weird awkward length. Speaking of awkward, let's discuss those sleeves and those weird shoes. The whole thing is bad, and he sexy/sultry look is not doing it for me. I do that look as a joke when people are annoying about taking my photo. It doesn't happen that often, I should actually be flattered people are willing to have photographic evidence of them hanging out with me...
Blurg. Now I'm sad.
I do not care for this. On this month's Lucky magazine there is a much better iteration of this dress, it's less literal and much simpler. The color is amazing, but the cut outs are weird. And her hair isn't great, I mean, I kind of wish she was wearing a voluminous straight ponytail, no?
Jennifer Morrison:
Oh wow. Ok, I'll give her this much, those tassles are very hot right now. We have necklaces like that in all different kinds all over the office.
I think the suede shoe is the wrong pick, it's too matte, too fluffy looking. I'd have sooner gone with a leather platform or a black pump...then there is her hair. And her ghost-like make-up. I feel like she could use some blush or something...I don't know. Not her best look ever.
Yee haw. This is sexy. Her body looks amazing, that hair length is great on her and she's not standing with Ryan Seacrest, so that's a win. Her shoes are a little Jennifer Aniston for me, but the outfit overall is a big win.
Kaley Cuoco:
I think she got a stylist finally! Look how good she looks! I'm so happy. I don't want to say anything else because I'm scared to jinx it.
Oh Kathy Griffin, you are all sorts of magical. That is all.,
What in the good graces of hell is going on with her hair color right here? The dress is great, it's fresh, it's pretty and it's young. But this grey hair thing is not good. It's really, really bad.
Ohhhh, I don't like this. Red leather...um. Is it the 80's or something? Or a Whitesnake video? What's going on with the stringy hair? And I'm telling you right now I had flats in grade 4 which had metal tips on them (because I wore adult shoes due to my extremely large canoe feet) and I'm a little sad they're back...mainly because I kicked a boy in the crotch with them and I still feel guilty about it. I'm also not sure I'm digging the color combo...the nude and gold is a bit icky.
There are a lot of things going on here...there is a fringe dress, which I'm going to let her have because she started on Broadway and this is kind of Broadway tastic...I mean, can you not picture Bernadette Peters or Liza Minelli wearing this? Yah. There it is.
Then there is her lipstick. Nope. Hate it.
I keep trying to like this girl...
WEIRD. That's all.
This girl won lots of awards indicating her as the most popular star of Vampire Diaries. She's cute. Super cute. And she's pulling off this weird easter mint colored dress So props.
Does anyone remember when Tracey Gold suffered from major anorexia after her stint on TV? Now she's looking great, very healthy and she's aged really well.
I find it ironic that the girl behind her (left side of the photo) is clearly suffering from some kind of eating disorder, I mean, she looks SICK. I want Tracey to go save her.
Ok, so VHudge is the face of Candie's. Um, does anyone else not really see the connect? I LOVE this dress, I love her look when she cleans up. Her street style is a little too disgusting for me. See here for an example recently.
But Candie's? VHudge is so Boho and Candie's is very pretty, girlie. It's weird. Totally weird.
Ok, that's it. The Golden Globes are tonight. I'm so excited to hear what Ricky Gervais has to say! And duhbiously what everyone wears!
Have a great night!
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