Monday, January 23, 2012

Last Week's Leftovers: The Kelly Osbourne Edition


We here at Skankopolis called an emergency staff meeting, (we ate salty chicken and drank wine while giggling at nothing) to discuss this situation. This is a SITUATION. Everything about these two pictures hurts me. Here are my concerns:

  • Why is your hair that color?
  • Why does it match your dress?   
  • Who is your hairstylist?    
  • Why do you look like an orange corpse?
  • Who is your makeup artist?  
  • Aren't you one of those bitchy red carpet/reality show "fashion experts"?
Oy. Change everything about your makeup and hair. Please.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I liked her so much more as a chubby girl. This look is a product of poor Kelly trying way too hard to be something she is not. It makes me sad for her.