Lindsay Lohan is SO stupid

Ok, I know I JUST posted the below article, but I just went and read an interview she did with Life & Style. OMG.

Seriously, read these quotes (and my comments):

"I've been having a lot of work-related meetings. Sometimes my friends come over. And I get to see my sister, Ali, which is nice,"

Plus, she brings over the vodka, so...

She insists, there is no booze, no matter what. "When my friends come over, they're not drinking," she notes. "Alcohol is not in my house, so it's just not a part of my life."

Hmm, the urine test performed June 13th begs to differ. Oh yah, AND you're in court right now because of that breach of your probation conditions...idiot.

When Lindsay is released on June 29, it won't necessarily mean the end of nightclubs for her. "I don't think you should ever say never," she explains.

Translation: She will be at the Chateau Marmont the first night of her freedom

"I've grown up -- and I'm willing to do what I have to do to prove that." And she plans to start out on the right track. "This may come as a shock, but I mean it: I want to start my community service. I want to finish that so I can work in August and September,"

Yes, all grown ups I know lie constantly and have giant paintings of themselves in their living room. Actually most people I know are liars, so I'll give her that one. But not to the point that they're dumb enough to get thrown in jail repeatedly.

Most important, she says, she loves acting and hopes that someday she can be taken seriously again. "You go through experiences. I do understand that I need to gain some of the respect back, but I'm willing to work hard for that. I understand the situations I've put myself in, and I don't want to go back to that"

Is part of that working hard thing the part when you go to jail? Because they really need you to make those license plates HARD.

Is anyone else nauseous about that picture? Ugh.