Fashion Round-Up

Ok, I happened to fall upon a few of things things at once, so let's take a look:

Kim Kardashian:

As my nephew said this weekend, "dumps like truck, truck, truck." Seriously, he said that. And he wasn't referring to any terrible songs. He is just brilliant.

Anyhoo, Kim has dumps like a truck and she does not need a high-waisted skirt or a crop top. Ever. These are things that are not made for her type of body. AS we see above. Yikes. The color combo is not helping her at all either. BAD MOVE KIM.

Sasha Baron Cohen:

Much better. That man is PULLING OFF those paper bag waist shorts. When I first saw this picture I thought Adam Sandler was really ill, then I realized who it was. It makes me like it more.

Lady Gaga:

I have a lot of respect for this woman, even sartorially because she takes a lot of interesting chances and gives some brilliant, under repsected people a chance. HOWEVER, I draw the line at this horrible outfit. Those pants were never meant to exist and that top should be burned. Possibly at a stake.

And to top it all off, I do not like all this crap I've been hearing about the Japanese charity. Someone tell me what's going on there. Well, I guess I'll let her defend herself.

JLo:

I realize this probably took quite a few people several hours to achieve, but all I can say is it was worth it. She looks AMAZING. So good. Crazy good. And the back light and the hair and the legs, it's really something else. Good for her.
Angelina Jolie:

I almost bought a one shouldered maxi dress like this recently. Now I wont, because it will remind me of this super frightening photo. I get that some people are naturally thin and that's just how it is, but she is so gross looking. I really can't condone. It's icky.