Jersey Shore Season 4 Looks Like It's Going Be A Mess

Wow, so far it doesn't look like MTV or the Jersey Shore cast are following the rules that the mayor of Florence laid out for them. It looks like maximum stupidity (as usual). Let's make up a story based on these pics:

Coming home from the club, a gigantic group of groupies/wannabes/hos in tow. MASSIVE. Also, WTF is Deena wearing? Like, come on!

As I've mentioned before, Sammi and Ronnie are back together, much to our dismay. Looks like being a sedentary, lazy bitch is finally catching up to Sammi though. She's looking a little thicker than usual. Unless...Shore baby?

Drunken stumbling and Vinnie disrobing, yikes. It resulted in a mild kerfuffle.

Ok, here it looks like Ronnie and Pauly are trying to get Vinnie to keep his pants on. Um. Ok, the girls in the background are the same hos who are below and clearly going home with them. Ugh. Society is doomed.