A Day in Montreal - May 24th (Also known as the 'DOUCHE ATTACK 2010')

First, we went for breakfast (gin & tonics) and saw this apparition walking across the street. Lindsay (a contributor here on Skankopolis) saw him from a far and said, "Oh my god, is that a man wearing gladiator sandals???" To which I responded by shrieking and saying, "It's like Christmas! Where?!?" and then before we could get our cameras out he had disappeared around a corner.

I sat sadly thinking we had lost him forever, but he returned!! Here he is below in 2 photos carrying garment bags and wearing gladiator mandals and what I can only assume was a deep scoop women's t-shirt.

Then we went forward with our original plan, having seen the angel of Douchiness already. Or so we thought.

This rooftop hotel pool opened at 11:30am, by 11:33am all the loungers were taken and we had 2. Fantastic.

Here is is a mere hour later when all the douchebags have woken up from their nights out. Take a close look and see if you can count them all!!!

Please, take a look at this guy's hair. It was like a skunk made love with an early 90's Halloween punk wig. So bad.

So that was Montreal on May 24th...or, Douche Attack 2010. Enjoy!