Saturday, May 01, 2010

Britney Spears looks like someone's mom from the early 90's


She IS 2 little people's mom, but still, she's young! She doesn't need to look like this!

Apparently her father (and her conservator for the last couple of years) laid down the law and said she was no longer allowed to leave the house without a bra and was firing the bodyguards who let her.

She's wearing one here but they're not quite...containing her. Those nips are uber powerful.

I'm most disappointed by her constant desire to wear chokers. WHY? And it's like a lace elastic. It's awful.

Almost as awful as that mom haircut...it's got a flip. I'm sure that's all there is of her natural hair, but does it need to be styled like Mary Tyler Moore's was in the 70's?

Bottom half approved.

Gahh

1 comment:

Jessi said...

LOL!!! Sara, I just about died reading this. Good work.