Tuesday, March 09, 2010

The Vanity Fair Party

Let's take a look at what happened at the Vanity Fair party, which is one of the biggest and most star-studded!

I love that Alec Baldwin looks ecstatic to be sandwiched between so much boob. And stoned to be between so much boob. What's with his eyes?!


I have decided that Bar Rafaeli is annoyingly hot. But hot, nonetheless.

This is what Diane Kruger should look like - well-dressed and accompanied by Joshua Jackson. Not that hot mess from the Oscars show. I don't love the exposed bra though.

Heidi Klum rocking a 60's mod vibe. Very cute. I wish I had her hair (body, money, etc)
OH MY GOD THE NUDITY! You can't really see it, but there's a mesh panel under her boobs. While it is super naked, she wears it well. She has a crazy body. Good for her.

Could Russel Brand look more coked out? Yikes. Katy's breasts are definitely the reason all those men are surrounding her. Look at those things, seriously, they deserve respect. They're marvelous.

I don't hate or love her dress. It's kind of icky, but it's quirky and that's what she goes for. I don't like the preview of the lining though.


Macaulay Culkin and Natalie Portman are friends? Or were they grouped by height? I always find the candid pics from party so odd because you see people together who surprise you. Mind you, she looks a lot like Mila Kunis (his long-time girlf) so maybe he's just thinking of Mila.


Michael Sheen and Kate Beckinsale have clearly kept in touch since 'Underworld'...how cute. I like her dress/hair/skin/make-up/life. God she's pretty.


Is this anyone else's dream gay couple? Imagine their commitment ceremony/wedding (yes, Emilie, we will be invited)? All the fabulous singing and dancing?! I know Matthew Morrison has denied he is gay, but I don't care. They would be the most fab couple. I need it to happen.


Another man looking wasted while hanging out around Hilary Swanks boobs. And again Maria Bello looking like Rachel Zoe. It's weird and I don't like it. It's not that she's too thin, but her hair is too similar.

Ha ha, Sean Penn looks so drunk/high. Fantastic. Maybe that necklace of Hilary's has a spy-like toxic gas emitter. Hee hee.


One of these things is not like the other...one of these things just doesn't belong...

How do I say this nicely? Old, HOT, cute/hot.

Tom Hanks, while I respect your acting, I need you to stop ruining this picture of Tom Ford and Don Draper talking. Sorry. Jon Hamm. Still. There is an overload of attractiveness at the right side of this photo and the left side is really icking me out.

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