Dancing With the Stars....going lower and lower on the star totem to find participants

Remember when 'Dancing with the Stars' had celebrities you cared about?

Me neither.

Anyhoo, I find the 'star' definition is quite loose...here are some of the promos from the upcoming season:



Kate Gosselin....um, really? Don't you have some parenting to do? I don't know, 8 kids, divorced, seems like quite a handful...I hate those shoes.

Nicole Scherzinger...this girl already has one of the sickest bodies ever...imagine it after months of dancing and training? Ugh. Jealous. Stupid shoes again.
Pam Anderson....somehow manages to still look skanky despite ballroom supposed to be all about glamour. Ugh. Those shoes again.

Shannen Doherty...SERIOUSLY? SHANNED DOHERTY? BRILLIANT. Also, look how Brenda-Walsh-Sullen she looks! The shoes again. Ugh.