Oscar's Red Carpet Post #1

Alright kids. Post #1

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Amanda Seyfried:
She looks very lovely. This dress is big, but she's pulling it off. The hair is just right too. The slicked back look is the right balance for how much glitz there is on that dress.

I'm not loving the cuff though...

Anna Kendricks:
The blush is spot-on, but I'm not in love with the off the shoulder neckline and the fabric makes her look old. She is not old. I'm also tired of that same hairdo over and over again.

Carey Mulligan:
I'm a little disappointed, I thought it was forest green when I first saw it. Now it's black. It's bedazzled, so that's good, and it fits, which is awesome, but I hate the hemline and the shoes. Those are basically ballet slippers.

Mariska Hargitay:
Uh, not to be snobby or anything, but that's a lot of dress for a TV star. The color is great and the dress is great, but it's still a lot for someone who's not even in a movie.

Her hair, skin and jewelry are flawless though. I wish I could get a gorgeous Mediterranean tan like that.


Mo'nique:
I still can't get over this woman refusing to do any unpaid press for this movie, she seems bitchy. Now, what I do like is her smurf blue dress. It's very lovely on her.


Nicole Richie:
She is dressing like I wish I could. Like a 70's glamourpuss. Love it. I love this girl.