Things that freak me out: The Chastity Belt Edition

This Sunday some friends and I are sitting at lunch (or 2nd breakfast, thanks to the restaurant's service policy) and one of them falls upon this advice column in the paper.

The first story is pretty tame, but if you start at 'Dear Readers' under the writer's name...well, enjoy.

This totally creeped us out! It's a Sunday paper...in the nation's capital, in a pretty conservative city!

For those of you who can't see it, here are the links to this article and the original

Yikes!