Here are how some celebrities dressed up...I'll add more as I find them.
Matt Lauer:He actually looks charming...the blonde suits him. But he's such a dork. And so glib...right?
Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon:Oh, it hurts my eyes. It's way too much. And it's so nude. Like, too nude. I think a skirt would have done everyone a favor. Yeesh.
Mickey Rourke:Anyone sure who he is, aside from wasted? He really just looks like his regular self but with glow in the dark face paint on. Lovely.
Latoya Jackson:Well, I'm glad so many people got to capitalize off of MJ's death. Good god. Is that man making a shake in that outfit? I'm pretty sure that would not pass the health inspection!
Jessica Alba:Dora the Explorer. Really?
Ugh. Hate her.
Cojo:I'm so frightened because Cojo is actually prettier than Khloe Kardashian. And me. And that makes me sad.
Christina Aguilera and Max:Is she a Clockwork Orange skeleton? I hate when you need to ask questions about a costume...it's the opposite of clever when you need to start asking what someone is doing...just be obvious, that's what it's all about.
Blake Lively:As the most attractively-shoed flight attendant ever. Have you ever looked at their feet? They were sensible-ass shoes. Those are not sensible shoes. Those are hot, make-you-want-to-put-your-feet-in-a-wood-shredder-at-the-end-of-the-night shoes.
I think I love her.
Heidi & Spencer:As Jon & Kate Plus 8. Except, they're dumb and I hate them. But, Heidi does kind of bear a striking resemblance to Kate.
Creepy.
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