Robbie Williams has a keyhole top?

Um, I used to think Robbie Williams had a hotness about him. It was a hairy hotness, but a hotness nonetheless.

Then he wore this top. I expressly say 'top' because that is not a man's shirt. That is a ladies' top. The tip off for me is the keyhole at the chestal region. Ha ha, I just actually shuddered while looking at this.

Wow. That hair is not helping things either. Why are mullets in fashion? Someone please explain this to me.