I am depressed to report that Richard Simmons apparently ages. It's sad. He looks old. Still vibrant, but old and a little frail. Possibly also wearing lipstick.
This reminds me of the 80's when my best friend and I would put on plays and we would be Richard Simmons and his equally talented best friend, Sichard Rimmons. We would speak in really obnoxious, high-pitched voices and do a lot of jumping jacks. Kids don't do jumping jacks now. Lazy asses.
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