Sunday, April 29, 2007

Teri Hatcher: not real or spectacular


I would just like to go on record to say that I have seen Teri Hatcher's breasts, in some really bad movie from the mid 90's, and her breasts are not spectacular at all.

Let's move onto her face, because I fear the nausea will overcome me if we don't.

What is wrong with her? I realize this was a White House party, and Sanjaya was invited, but does that mean she needs to look like a 95 year-old woman? What is with that hair? That sequin stole? Yikes!

For someone who has had extensive plastic surgery, she should look better.

I mean, there are ways to look conservative without looking like someone's Nana. Look at Jennifer Aniston, she looks classy but young all the time.

Teri Hatcher is gross.

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