Jessica Simpson's having a bad week

I never thought that I would say this, but I think Jessica Simpson may actually be better off with John Mayer than Ken Paves. I mean, John goes on tour and she starts dressing like a whore, then a clown...it's really not a good thing. Let's take a look.

First she went out with her areolas hanging out of her top. This is obviously one of those 'girls' night out let's dress like whores' outfits. Well, at least we haven't seen her nether region. We can't say that for a lot of the gals out there.


Then she went out wearing these insanely fug high-waisted jeans. I am fully aware that high-waisted jeans are back, but this is really done the wrong way! They should be dark, because that's more slimming and less diaper-esque. They should not have gathered bellow pockets at the hips, further increasing the diaper-esque-ness, and they should not be worn with a turtleneck and no bra!

Ahhh! Bad week Jess, bad week! I can't believe she used to hold a spot on the goddess list. I dare say I am ashamed.