I am not exaggerating about the hideously ugly fashion choices that were seen at this awards show. Like, mind-blowingly ugly. Take a look here. If you dare. And yes, I am aware I sound like Halloween children's book.
I am only posting some of them, because my retinas honestly can't stand another glance at some of these things.
Here is what I can stand to look at. This grouping will help you understand how hideous the balance must be.
Ok, lets do this.
I can only assume she is paying homage to her family name by dressing in this mess of a dress. Ugh. I'm really over top knots. I've been over them for a really long time. She cemented it for me with this swiss dot cut out mess of a sex shop special. Ugh.
Ugh. Really with this? If it wasn't also visually offensive, I would show you these pictures I have of me and my best friend dressing in my mother's "dating" clothes. They were, ahem, super inappropriate for us, considering we were 11.
I hate this dress a lot.
Best outfit I saw. So normal and not ridiculously trendy.
JWoww:
OH MY GOD. WOMAN. SIT DOWN.
GO HOME.
Look how crooked her boobs and face are? Jesus. Those shoes!? Where is that dress from? Windsor?
Kerry Washington:
Super adorable. As is she. I wish I owned those shoes. And that they wouldn't destroy my man monster feet.
You guys, it's becoming a lot for me with this one. I'm almost ready to shut down. She is just the worst. And I want to hit her and stab her so much.
Naya Rivera:
Totally ridiculous and something that Salt-n-Pepa would have worn, so, amazing. To be honest, if that was my abdomen, I would wear stuff like this too.
Unfortunately, I really enjoy pizza pockets.
I drool for these pants. Also, her thighs. Also, her boobs. And her hair.
I often enjoy her style. I like her. I think. We'll see.
Selena Gomez:
Way too old for her...picture it on Jennifer Aniston or something, but still super amazing. I retract my Demi Lovato and replace it with a very strong Selena Gomez vote.
Well done Selena. Now dump Justin Bieber. Please.
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