Lindsay Lohan on Oprah

I haven't really looked that hard, but I can't find a full download of the Oprah's Next Chapter special with Lindsay Lohan anywhere. If you know where I can get my hands on it, please let me know.

So yah. Predictably, it was Lindsay Lohan as she always is...while maybe she is sober and she is serious about staying sober this time (ahem party with the Wanted at the Mondrian less than a week after getting out of rehab), she still isn't telling the truth about anything she did. She even stumbles when Oprah asks her questions.

Check out a clip here (thanks TMZ)

Lindsay Lohan to Oprah: I'm An Addict ... Booze With a Little Coke - Watch More Celebrity Videos or Subscribe

It's not that I don't believe her, but I don't believe her. 2 main reasons:

1. She claims the only thing she's ever injected into her is B12. Yah, And your lip just MAGICALLY got bigger. Come on.
2. She also lies when asked about whether she's on any prescription. First she says no, then she corrects and says acid reflux medicine.

You know, for her, I hope she's clean. For me, and for our entertainment, I hope she's not. Because, you know, it was fun to watch that hot mess.

Oprah's no dummy though, she must have her in some kind of contract to make sure she doesn't look dumb. But no one ever called Lindsay Lohan smart...or not an asshole. And assholes have trouble being smart. And sober.