This red carpet made me hate sheer.
Ugh. So many old people.
This outfit, from the Dorothy Zbornak collection, is really not ok. Why is she still invited to things? Oh my god, those pants are really giving me a stroke.
Again, relevancy? 'The Hills' has been over for years. I'm a little annoyed that I like her skirt. Therefore, I hate her.
Yet another reason why I am starting to hate sheer. I really want to be nice to her because she is Canadian, but this dress is really horrific. Is the skirt also sheer? I feel like I can see her thighs through it. OMG. So scary.
She looks pretty old, right? Maybe it's the dress, but I feel like she looks like she's mother of the groom or something.
Then there's this one. She's 15 or something and constantly trying to look way older. I don't like this dress....it looks like she's stuffed into it. I bet you anything she gets a rash under her arm and she has that belt line in her stomach after she takes it off.
Also, doesn't it look a little thick and warm for end of May in Vegas?
Overdressed much? It's not the Oscar's tool. It's the Billboard awards. You're not even nominated for anything. How about a mini skirt?
She's overdressed too, but at least this is normal ish and respectable. Plus, hopefully it makes her look taller next to her giant fiancé.
WTF? What made her want to wear this? At first I thought these were sheer culottes and I was really scared. And now it's not culottes, but she's standing so wide legged just to show that it's sheer and that her thighs don't touch. Wow.
Jenny McCarthy:
We get it, you're hot. You have an adolescent son whose friends think you're hot. It doesn't mean you need to show up at things with ripped skirts and your stomach hanging out. I really wish she was still with Jim Carrey, I feel like that was a good time for her.
This, not so much.
This outfit is so her, it's perfect. What's happening to the side of his face? It looks like it's dented. Oy. She needs to dump him.
Awww, no honey. You're not really pretty or hot enough to wear this outfit. Also, those sandals are really not ok.
Lady, PUT SOME PANTS ON.
Jesus.
Miley Cyrus:
Last week I was out with my ladies and one of them brought up that we should bring back stonings. I agree. Can we please stone Miley Cyrus first?
THAT IS A PANTSUIT MADE OF CHESS BOARD AND CROCHET! OMFG.
Meh. That's a lot more boob than I'm used to seeing from her, and it's so extreme that it make the straps look like they're in the wrong place.
Positive note? Her hair looks great.
Selena Gomez:
I'm not sure about this. I think it could have been really elegant without the neon, but neon is hot now...and I like neon. But the dress looks like something Judy Jetson would have worn to a formal event where George would have been embarrassed about under-achieving.
Taylor Swift:
Fine. You wore color. As it turns out, I was wrong, you trying out color doesn't make you more likeable.
Whoops!
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