Sorry for the delay kids! I was stuck in NYC (boo hoo for me) and working stupid hard. Jerk work. Just kidding, I love my job.
Ok, there are almost 40 people worth talking about. Shall we?
So, the theme was PUNK...some got it, some didn't. Some didn't even really try. I would have loved to be on the red carpet and ask people what about their outfit was punk...or pink, in Gwyneth Paltrow's case. Ugh.
She's one of the ones I am not sure got the memo...While I love this dress...she didn't really hit the mark for punk.
She just "came out" as Johnny Depp's girlfriend...a long time after everyone rumored the relationship. Apparently it was out of respect for Vanessa and the kids. That's nice. Except everyone knew. Come on.
The dress is nice. Again, not super punk, but nice.
Anna Wintour:
She doesn't care what you think. So there.
Ugh. She does. And it makes her look even stupider than you thought. Yes, we saw this last year when Jessica Chastain wore it to the Oscars. Original.
Stoner. Mumble.
Ashley Olsen:
Ahhh, WHY? What is wrong with them? Also, what is punk about a mu mu?
As co-chair of the event, I expected more. But she does look amazing. She said she couldn't breathe. Does that mean she couldn't say "beautiful" and "amazing"? She loves those words.
There is so much gossip about this one lately. Basically everyone is saying that Ryan Reynolds is controlling and doesn't let her do anything. Apparently he makes her work out with him all the time and doesn't let her dress as slutty as she used to.
She looks great though. Whatever.
What is going on with her hair?
Stella McCartney looks great but CD looks kind of looks like a weird south American woman who over-dyes her hair. Ew.
Great belt.
Turban turban rah rah rah!
Her face = my reaction.
The back of her dress was shockingly nude. She's growing up. Sniff.
Don't her legs looks awkward and uncomfortable? Is THAT how they're normally standing under their long dresses?
She looks amazing.
Ugh.
I have nothing. Just WHY?
Why those eyebrows? Why so pixie-ish? Just why?!?
This woman is a blessing to our eyeballs. Amazing.
I die for her tan and her for her shoes.
This was a custom Maison Martin Margiela..I'm assuming by "custom" they mean that THEY tied it to her right before she left?
This doesn't exactly look highly designed.
Oy. Her hair.
Gwyneth Paltrow:
No dummy, pUnk. Not PINK.
Ugh.
Heidi Klum:
Mmmm, no.
Pretty. But not punk.
Jennifer Lawrence:
I like the belt? And her skin?
It's black?
She brought the boy with her. I don't want you to have to see that. Or her genitals. So I cropped this picture.
Her hair looked amazing.
Gorgeous. Annoyingly gorgeous.
I don't know what's wrong with me. I really like this.
Single JH is my favourite JH. She's such a bag of fun. And it was announced this week that Nina Dobrev, her bestie, is single now too. I'm kind of excited. This might be the summer of slutty craziness.
I don't have the head to toe, because I was downloading these for the jewelry for my job, but god damn she is beautiful.
Katie Holmes:
Toilet paper ghost?
Vera Wang. VERA WANG? Really?
Please send me those gloves, they're amazing. But throw out the dress. It's terrible.
So terrible. So not the best choice for her. She's not wearing the pregnancy apparel situation very well.
She showed up AFTER Beyonce and then was a super diva pulling this act all the way up.
Madam? Put your pants on!
I've never wanted to see less of someone's boobs more than right now. Why is she the worst SO much?
In other news, her necklace is GREAT.
Again, it was for my work.
Her necklace is great though. Guess which one I mean.
Why am I so into those shoes? And her hair?
Miley Cyrus:
It's just that I want to cut off her head SO much. Because, without her head, she is so great. She has a great little body, she has a great dress on and her jewelry is amazing.
It's just her squirrel face. Yah, "just". Oy.
This makes me sad.
This makes me sadder. I need to be assured that her hair is temporary.
Slutty Summer '13 ALERT!!!
This is her debut outfit.
I love this, but not for this event.
This girl is SO clued out to reality.
Someone asked her if she had a lot of help getting ready, and due to the fact that she has spent her life being rich, she said, "No, 4 people. Not a lot."
Um.
Great dress, though.
Like, amazing, but crazy.
Imagine how effing heavy that jacket must be?
Doesn't make me want it less
She looks great. I kind of hate the shoes though. Where is Jorge?
Tayor Swift:
Best. She. Has. Ever. Looked. AMAZING.
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