Um, can someone tell me if music videos are even still made? I can't remember one since Carly Rae Jepsen's. Is it a valid art form anymore?
Anyway, these people pretended it was. Let's see how much they deserved it.
Alicia Keys
Um, this isn't great. It doesn't really fit, and it's too long, and she's rocking some Angelina leg...and what's with her banana hair?
Beauty Writer: I'm so glad award season is back! I felt like I was losing my edge. That being said, her hair is a train wreck. I wear my hair like that when I'm cleaning my tub, not going to an award show.
Wasn't she JUST dating Kanye West?
Ugh. Her make-up is the worst.
She does look pretty and happy though.
BW: This chick bugs me. She needs blush or gloss or something. Ew.
Um, how did I not know that Armand Van Helden (left) was part of Ducksauce? I'm super enchanted by his totally hideous outfit. It's so wrong.
OMG. He is a musical genius.
Except her hair I'm in love.
The dress is amazing. The shoes are fantastic and she looks so like she's obliged to be there. Um, I love her.
At first I thought this was going to be a really short post about how dumb Jersey Shore is and that I'm super happy it's finally been cancelled, but then I saw Vinnie's outfit. Um. WTF?
I would have been ok with it if he hadn't rolled the jeans, but now I can see his ankles. I don't ever need to see his ankles. It's too weird.
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? What brand of meth is this girl on?
No, for real...are those booties?
Oh my god. She looks like Steven Tyler.
BW: hahahahahahahahaha! She really does look like Steven Tyler.
Aww. I kind of feel bad for the post I wrote about her being a loser. But then I remembered that she's dating the human pubic crab, John Mayer. And also that she is wearing super nasty extensions.
Also, that dress is vaguely tragic. Those straps are awful. I hate that.
Look, I realize that she's ghetto, but she doesn't employ someone who can hold her purse for her during photo ops? Especially when she looks good like this. And, like, freshly showered.
Or is that part of keeping her dirty? Like, it's supposed to be her purse that looks like road kill? Ugh.
BW: This is terrible. I had shoes like that in 1999. But for her, she looks like a supermodel. Her makeup's pretty ok.
I really want to hate this dress, because of how much I hate her. But the dress is amazing. It's F^%*ING AMAZING.
F*^$. I'm so pissed at myself.
At least she's ruined herself with that ridiculous haircut.
Her facial expression reflects how I feel about this. Though, I will admit that I kind of love it because of how ugly it is. Because it really does take balls to be this fugly. It's like when you try something really trendy and you kind of have to hold your breath before you leave your house.
The hat is a lot though.
BW: I can't take this person anymore. She's a lot. It's too much with the mega contoured facial features and weirdo wigs all the time. Be normal for like 5 minutes.
I like this for the cut, but other than that I don't like it. Imagine it was this super amazing pink neon Michael Kors gown? Instead it looks like she painted her dress as a millefeuille made with Sally Hansen's magnetic nail polish.
Wow. That was the most niche comment I've ever made.
She has really been douching out lately. And everyone is saying that she was really bitchy, kissing Chris Brown and flirting with him in front of his girlfriend.
Also, what's with her hair?
BW: I think Rihanna looks better with short hair, but not a pixie cut. Those bangs are doing nothing for her five head.
OUT.STANDING.
Love him as a man.
Epic fail. Go home.
BW: Epic fail. Go home.
She looks amazing. She always does, but this looks very similar to something else she's already worn. Like, her stylist is getting a little stale. I'm very interested in seeing what she shows up in next because I'm quite certain I've seen her hair like this, her dressed in something like this and wearing shoes like that. Which look really painful. Ugh.
1 comment:
Great post!But this looks like a clownshow.
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