The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Brought Out the Freaks

Is 'freaks' fair? Maybe creeps is better. Anyhoo, I won't post any pics of the girls because maintaining my self esteem is risky enough, I don't want to batter it any more. Ha ha. So fragile. Excuse, me, I am going to go cry.

Ok, I'm BACK! Let's check out some of the people who felt it important to attend this event.

Adrian Grenier:

I don't know why, but this guy really gets on my nerves. Well, not true. I do know why. Have you watched the last season of 'Entourage'? He RUINS it. And from the rumours out there it's because he was being a prima donna about his paycheck and producers basically told him to go F himself. So they've almost cut him out of the show, just making him an unlikeable douche.

The fact that he showed up to this firms up my opinion that he's an unlikeable douche.

Alan Cumming:

How this man makes me giggle. What is he wearing? Is that an Asian style Nehru jacket? Are those combat boots? It's all sorts of good. I love him.

Debbie Harry:

The photo agency had her listed as 'Deborah'. Uh, really? You're Debbie Harry. Let's not try to be fancy at this point. Especially when you're not following it up with any refined beauty or fashion regimen.

Father time is not so kind to the alcohol and drug addled. Note this.

Karolina Kurkova:

I would wear booties and rompers all the time if I looked like this in them. I would prefer to have skinny legs like that so things looked cute like that.

As you know, I have a weakness for all things jumper/romper, so I love this outfit. Also, I want her hair. It looks really healthy.

Katy Perry:

Many complaints all over the internet that she hid her best assets the other night at the MTV EMA's...well, no more complaining pervs. The boobs are out in full force.

I find the color palette super season inappropriate, but it's so pretty that you can't hate it. I would love to own those shoes. Wouldn't they look fab with black skinny jeans and a white silk blouse from Joie? Ugh. I need to be rich.

Malin Akerman:

This dress is gorge. Understated, sleek. It's like something you'd expect to see Demi Moore in. She kind of has terrible hair, but she's done well with it here. My only complaint is that her heels look really low, and I feel like that is the lazy way out. Come on, go tall! It's fun.

Natasha Bedingfield:

I want to say she's a singer, but I want even more to say she looks really awkward and weird in this photo. There were more flattering ones, but this one made me happy, so this is the one I'm posting.

I wonder what her tween daughter thought of her stealing her prom dress to wear to this show. Rude, no?

Parasite and Nicky Hilton:

Really? You're posing your leg like that? And you're not even wearing Louboutins? Embarrassing! Nicky's dress is a serious hot mess and her weird choker necklace punctuates the mess just right. The shoes are fab though.

I don't even want to comment on the other one. Wearing a turtleneck and black tights doesn't make me forget your sex tape or your recent arrest for cocaine. Twat.

Vin Diesel:

"Hey everyone! I came to this fashion show, so I must be straight!"

Still don't believe you Vin. Sorry.