So, the AMA's were Sunday night. This is one of those award shows where the fans vote, so the winners are not always in line with what's going on in the world...and neither are the guests:
Avril Lavigne:
This girl has been attempting the same look for about 10 years now. It's enough. We're over it. Are there actually still any people out there who still like her? I mean really, the pink streak, the long stupid hair...I don't hate the dress, but I do hate the shoes and that's too many votes against for me to try liking her. BOO.
Black Eyed Peas:
While I do enjoy some of their music, and find it highly motivating during workouts, etc, I find them annoying. Especially Will.I.Am. Just typing that douche's name makes me cranky.
Look how much they love themselves. It's kind of nauseating. And while they're standing there as a group, I get the feeling that they all kind of hate one another and are in it for whatever they as individuals can get out of it.
In other news, their clothes make me want to punch them more.
Christina Aguilera:
Many people and photo agencies pointed out today how thick Xtina was looking last night. Here is a series of less flattering images.
But the thing that annoys me is that she's in no way fat, she's just not emaciated like everyone else. People really need to get their heads out of their asses and stop making someone who is healthy and still very small think they're fat.
Off soapbox.
Fergie:
What a weird-ass pose. She looks like a lunatic. A kind of cracked out lunatic.
I have recently become tired of my long hair. Her hair makes me think of my hair and it makes me sick of her.
I would however like to be that tan. My flesh is now becoming transparent with it's pallor.
Heidi Klum:
This is a very demure/austere outfit. This is the 3rd two level black lace skirt outfit I've seen this week, and guess what? I don't like this trend. Ugh, every time I say that I end up wearing it 3 months later. Such a lemming.
Is the belt weird, or is it just me?
Jada Pinkett-Smith:
Wearing an outfit from the cave-rave scene in Matrix 3 is respectable. She is being economical in a time where her country is suffering very badly and a large portion of the population is suffering and at or under the poverty level.
See everyone? Even Scientologists can teach us lessons about saving money.
Jessica Alba:
For real, this is the best picture I could find of her tonight. Wow. Nice shoulder detail.
This is from the ABC AMA's site. Thanks for the useless photos, morons.
Julianna Hough:
Ryan Seacrest's girlfriend apparently. Beard? What's that?
She used to have blonde hair, and I think she should go back to it, because she looks about 10 years older than RySea right now. Cougar!
Julie Benz:
I hated this woman's character on 'Dexter'. I was actually happy *SPOILER ALERT* when her character was found dead in the bathtub at the end of last season. Damn I'm evil.
Anyhoo, she's on a new family show and she's not nearly as irritating on it. Her breast implants are still distracting, but I find her muppet face somewhat endearing here. Also, her hair is the perfect fall blonde.
Those shoes are heinous though. Ew.
Katy Perry:
Another muppet face, another happy me. This dress is very her, very feminine and cute and soft, but the length is only enhhh for me. I know that's not a word or a descriptor, but you know what I mean, right? It's cutting her at the widest part of her calf, making her look like she has really wide calves. It could have hit just above the knee and been much better.
I will, however, give her points for not wearing a latex dress. Those make me sweat just looking at them.
Ke$ha (aka Good Ol' Ke$ha):
I was totally going to title this part like that, but then I realized it wouldn't follow alphabetic sequence and that stressed me out a bit. I don't always get to stick to my anal retentive behavior, but I must admit that I like things alphabetized.
Oh my god, I'm having some serious focus issues tonight. This girl is some kind of weirdo. She's been rocking this mohawk for a few days now...and the fact that she showed up to several events with it this weekend really just confirms my thoughts that she doesn't bathe. Ew!
Also, really, it's enough with the garbage bags as part of your clothing. This isn't Derelicte, this is real life. Ugh. Also, you can't really see in this pic, but she has pyramid studs along her eyebrows above. Like, really?
I'm glad I got a pic of her performing because people said that they released a wasteful cannon of confetti at the end of every performance...kind of takes away the specialness...
Mandy Moore:
Those are some gross shoes. They look so 1995. Like that weird heel height of 2.75" and the wide straps are not doing her feet any favors. This would have been so much better with a nude patent pump.
The dress has the right idea, but the color combo is not doing it for me. Weird Easter-esque pale colors on silver...She's too cute to hate, but I don't like her outfit.
Miley Cyrus:The first thing I thought when I saw this was that it was toilet paper stuck to her shoe. Imagine?
Anyhoo, I actually don't hate the dress. It's kind of of season-wise...looks more spring than fall-winter, but it's pretty. The train is a bit much. It didn't need to be 43 feet long. In fact, I would cut it off altogether.
Oh god, this bitch turned 18 today. Imagine this shit show?
Pink & Carey Hart:She's pregnant! Isn't that nice? I also like her Ethel/Gertrude/Mona hair color of blue silver. It's like an old lady head of hair. Actually, it's kind of fun on her with the short do. It looks shiny and healthy.
This is another one of those stupidly cropped AMA site photos. Morons.
Rihanna:I wouldn't have been half surprised if I saw Joan Collins at the top of this photo, but no, it's Rihanna. Coordinating hair and dress color is not an easy feat. You have to give her points.
I find this look a little too covered up and old lady for her. Yes, I see the transparent parts, perv, it's more the long sleeve crew neck look of it.
Wouldn't you have liked to see her in something shorter?
Sheryl Crow:Oh the eternal hippie. It's too bad she didn't have time to wash her hair.
Taylor Swift:UM. Where did this girl come from? Is this what having sex with Jake Gyllenhal does to you? If that is the case, then I need to have a serious talk with my husband.
It's like she grew up overnight. She looks FANTASTIC. I am so glad I'm not forced to look at her perfect beachy waves and pink lips.
The bangs are a revelation (can you tell I'm not religious?). She was born for a heavy bang and eyeliner.
And look below! The suit is so perfect. I don't like the shoes...but I have a problem with the Oxford shoe - I just don't find it pretty. And you need super skinny legs...and I have muscular legs.
I would have liked to see a nice heel here, but I can live with it. If this is the new Jake Gyllenhall sexed Taylor Swift, I like her. Tell her to stick around!
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