Friday, August 07, 2009

Fergie's awkward boob curtain


Here is a pic of Fergie and Georgio Armani (oh my goodness he's a tanned mofo) at some event. I am very happy to see that Fergie has dyed back her hair from that brunette mess that was making her look like this millenium's Elvira. It was just too harsh and made her already harsh meth-face features look evil.


Anyhoo, back to her awkward boob curtain dress thing. I don't get it. It's so wiiiide. Does it need to be that wide? It's ridiculous a bit. And it's all crooked like she accidentally propped it up on her bigger boob. I'm a little concerned about what might happen when she sits, because her bum is definitely going to touch her seat. Ew. I hate when that potentially happens.


Like, I really don't get how people eat in their bathing suits. Ugh. Imagine all the bacteria crawling into your nether regions. Or don't, because you may go get a pair of anti-bacterial plastic pants to wear permanently.


Ugh.

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