Gwyneth Paltrow's outfits are confusing

I wish this annoying ho wasn't in 'Ironman' because it's supposed to be an amazing movie and I don't want to see Robert Downey Jr. make it with her. It will sicken me.

Let's look at 2 of her recent outfits:

Wow. A pantsuit. Wow. It's really bad. I don't care how tailored this thing is, or how the 70's are coming back, this never did anything flattering for anyone's crotch and never will. It's horrendous. As is that over flat-ironed mess she's passing off as hair.

And then...


She shows up to some other event wearing this FABULOUS dress. It makes me want to kill people because I would then steal their money and be able to afford this. I wish. It's not the best shape at the neckline because it's giving her a tiny hit of armpit fat, but oh my god it's stunning.

I don't get this woman, which makes me dislike her more than I did before.