I wasn't around for the wedding, where she wore shorts (I'm going to see a dressmaker today, don't worry, I won't wear formal shorts to my wedding)...or to comment on the fact that she and that douche Rick Soloman apparently live apart...or to talk about the fact that she filed for divorce last week, only to snatch the filing back because of some apparently love triangle with Criss Angel.
If I may, I LOATHE Criss Angel. I hate that he spells his name 'Criss', I hate that he calls himself 'Mindfreak' and I hate his flat-ironed hair. It blows my mind that this man has been in the middle of so many Hollywood relationships...well, really that he's reportedly slept with so many not-so-ugly startlets (Cam the man, Britney, etc).
WHO FINDS HIM ATTRACTIVE? Is this one of his illusions? Does he trick the person into picturing someone hot? Gahh!
PS Pammy - marriage doesn't mean living in separate houses...and AS USZH (short for usual) you look like you just got rode hard by an entire football team. Hot.
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