Britney's year

I really feel like it was Britney's year this year. Unless she ups the antics quite a bit there's no way she's going to top last year. Here are some suggestions from me to top last year:

• Chop off a limb
• Bestiality porn
• Become a nun
• Sex change!

If she wanted to go against the grain she could just show up to her deposition scheduled in early January, stop driving like a tard, stop drinking so many frappucino's, wear pants, and be a good mother. Also, hiring me as an image consultant would be a good move.

Anyhoo, here's a pic of Britney this past weekend buying up her CD from the Virgin Megastore. Enjoy y'all and have a Cheeto 2008 (that's from her)