Monday, December 31, 2007

Mischa Barton is apparently stupider than she looks


As I'm sure you all know, I hate Mischa Barton. She is on my bane list. I hate her like I hate asparagus. Did you know I didn't like asparagus? Well, you do now.

This is why I was able to delight in the news that Mischa was arrested for DUI (I'm seeing a trend here) this past weekend. To my utter excitement she was also found with weed and prescription pills not meant for her! Bwa ha ha! Brilliant.

Bitch has done shit all since being on the OC and I'm loving that her chosen publicity stunt is this. Brilliant. For me, I mean.

Was 2007 the year of the DUI? It looks to me like it might have been, although I maintain that the Skank Extraordinaire Lindsay Lohan's was the best one. The tree really topped it all.

Anyway, enjoy a photo of Mischa smoking a joint for your new year's gift. FanTAStic.

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