Friday, June 08, 2007

Daily Hilarity: Paris Hilton booted BACK to jail


As you all know, I have a very strong anti-Paris Hilton stance on Skankopolis. I hate that whore and I don't want to perpetuate her popularity. However, there are some rare occasions when I will post about her, because it's good news for the rest of the world.

I'm sure you all know that PHil got sentenced to a reduced 23 days in jail, went on the 5th and got out yesterday. In court this morning she got sent back, and possibly for the original, full sentence of 45 days. I fucking LOVE it.

She reportedly got pulled from the courtroom bawling her eyes out and screaming "Mom! Mom! Mom!" HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. See what happens when you try to circumvent the law by buying off the sheriff?

I love it. Love. It. The best picture ever.

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