Council of Fashion Designers of America Awards

I love fashion. I just love it. Ever since I was little I have been dreaming about doing something with fashion.

Last week the CFDA Awards were presented in NY. It's always fun to look at the red carpet pictures afterward because you can see everyone trying to one-up each other. And, most importantly, you see the people who fail miserably.

Speaking of which:

This is Erin Fetherston, in her own design. Um, Erin, you might want to stick to your day job. If this is the outfit you decided to wear to the CFDA awards, you might have your priorities a little messed up. The wings, the really poorly matched shoes...it's all bad.


This is Fransisco Costa from Calvin Klein and Eva Mendes, in Calvin Klein. Although I don't care for the colour of her dress, you can't deny that the lines are so beautiful and simple. It's so CK. It's as if everything they cut is with a laser. Beautiful.


Jane Krakowski of Ally McBeal fame. God. Just thinking of that show gives me a rash. I really hate Calista Flockhart. Also, what the hell kind of name is that?

Anyhoo, Jane looks quite lovely, although I'm not loving the side pony. It seems like she really likes that do.


Michael Kors with Heidi Klum and Debra Messing, both in Michael Kors. You can't see it, but Heidi's gown has only one arm. I don't care for one-armed dresses. They're so ridiculous. I shudder with horror at the fact that I had at least 2 one-armed shirts back in 2001. Yikes. Anyway, aside from that , both gowns are beautiful. I love the colour of Debra Messing's.


Mary Kate Olsen looks really good! I am expressing shock here. Normally she looks like such a transient. I love the dress, the bracelet. I'll stop there because her hair still looks wretched and her purse is totally inappropriate, but nice work on the dress, missy.


Monique L'Huillier in one of her own designs. Stunning. I didn't realize she was so young. She has so much talent and her dresses are so beautiful. Imagine how long it took just to make this dress. I love it.


Phillip Lim is a genius. He has finally gained recognition in the past 3 years with his line 3.1 Phillip Lim and I can't say anything bad about him. I'm kind of crossing my fingers and hoping he starts to design bridal, because he has this way with gathering and knots that is born for bridal.


Rachel Zoe, also known as the devil. Seriously. Look at her hideous xylophone chest. I think it's blasphemy that she was even invited to attend this shin dig (or, as my BF would say, shing ding). Skinny bitch.

Tory Burch is amazing. I am currently in love with her line of shoes. I can't say I'm so into her dress, the colours are a bit too much for me, but she can't do wrong in my eyes lately. Love her. Check out her website for loads of unaffordable, gorgeous clothing and shoes.


Vera Wang is a bit of a weirdo. She's not super dressed up, but I kind of like it. Even though I think she's wearing a boot cut legging, I'm ok. She manages to pull it off with the rest of the look. I like the necklace too...very bold.