Willow and Jaden Smith Need Conventional Education

I get it. They're really, silly rich. So Jada and Will home-school them. That and the Scientology bend. But oh my god these kids sound like a mess.

You know, most of us go to school, so we have similar ways of thinking...and it's not this, and maybe that's bad, but on the other hand: THIS IS NOT GOOD.

Here are some snippets from an interview they did:

Q: I'm curious about your experience of time. Do you feel like life is moving really quickly? Is your music one way to sort of turn it over and reflect on it?

WILLOW: I mean, time for me, I can make it go slow or fast, however I please, and that's how I know it doesn't exist. 

JADEN: It's proven that how time moves for you depends on where you are in the universe. It's relative to beings and other places. But on the level of being here on earth, if you are aware in a moment, one second can last a year. And if you are unaware, your whole childhood, your whole life can pass by in six seconds. But it's also such a thing that you can get lost in. 

WILLOW: Because living. 

JADEN: Right, because you have to live. There's a theoretical physicist inside all of our minds, and you can talk and talk, but it's living. 

WILLOW: It's the action of it.

On their music:

WILLOW: And the feeling of being like, this is a fragment of a holographic reality that a higher consciousness made.

JADEN: Exactly. Because your mind has a duality to it. So when one thought goes into your mind, it's not just one thought, it has to bounce off both hemispheres of the brain. When you're thinking about something happy, you're thinking about something sad. When you think about an apple, you also think about the opposite of an apple. It's a tool for understanding mathematics and things with two separate realities. But for creativity: That comes from a place of oneness. That's not a duality consciousness. And you can't listen to your mind in those times — it'll tell you what you think and also what other people think.

WHAT?!
OH MY GOD GO TO A REGULAR SCHOOL. SCIENTOLOGY MAKES YOU SOUND CRAZY.