Bradley Cooper is not as Good Looking as You Think

As a hairstylist I get a lot of clients who bring in pictures of celebrities. Bradley Cooper is enemy number 1 for a lot of my male clients. I'll admit, he has great hair. Especially when it's longer. But this guy is not that hot. Ya, ya, he has a good smile and blue eyes, but that dude has the most asymmetrical face in Hollywood, next to Shannen Doherty of course.


Exhibit A:

Ok, ok, ok, that's not him. That's his brother Carl.

So it's not nearly as bad as I would have you believe, but he's tricked all of you! So ladies, pick another dreamboat and guys, you can stop being jealous because no one wants to have Sloth's babies.