Sooo, the Grammy's were last night.
I was on a plane until almost 2am. Stupid Nemo. Anyhoo...shall we?
Nooooooooo, I really don't love it. As in to say that I hate it.
It's choking her and it's giving her cankles and there's a lot I hate of it.
I really don't like her. Or this cow-milking frock she decided to wear to the Grammy's. F off.
Oh, 'sup plane mate?
She looks sexy, but there is a really weird lampshade effect happening to her skirt. I love the top, but it looks like she's standing in a bucket or something.
Ugh. No. Put your arms down. Don't be happy about this.
Apparently there was a lot of hullabaloo about this pants suit. It's kind of casual, but its nice. I mean, I don't think I love it, but it's Beyonce. She's risky.
That sleeve is something else though.
This is nice, but I find it a bit intense. Like, is it just me or does she kind of look like she's Canadian? What is with her face? Her hair?
The dress is kind of epic, but it's a lot with her face and hair.
Ugh. SHUT IT DOWN. Her hair is TERRIBLE, her dress is too much and her necklace makes me want to yank it from the back until she dies.
Wow. Why do I hate her so much?
His outfit is like the clothing equivalent of a mullet. He's business up top and then party on the bottom. I love that he has dirty Doc Martens on with that suit. I'm not sure how comfortable I am with his stance...it's weirding me out, but I guess that's not such a big deal.
I don't love his wife's dress...but I'm aware that it's trending. It's just a little graphic for me. Ugh, pun not at all intended.
For who she is, this is normal.
For people with eyes, this is not. I mean, it's very Kanye's Blouse, and the cut is interesting, and the fabric isn't wrinkled, which is a real accomplishment, considering it's satin.
All this to say, there seems to be a face on her crotch. I don't like that.
You have to be blind to not realize she's pretty. And obviously I am ageing dramatically, because I really like this dress.
Has she worn this before? Why do I have deja vu?
Are those dinosaur bumps on the dress? Like a glimmery stegosaurus? Like a fabulous glimmery stegosaurus? Because she looks great...it really suits her, but I am having serious deja vu.
Ok, I checked. She wears green a lot.
She looks really good. I like that hair on her. And I have to admit, if I was in her seat (literally) I would be losing my mind. I would be grinning like that too. And possibly fainting. BEYONCE AND JAYZ!
Despite her Miley hair, she looks pretty elegant for her, so I don't want to say bad things...but I am who I am (Popeye), so I will say she has managed to make this dress, which would look amazing on anyone else, look trashy.
When Miley Cyrus is your hair icon, you have issues. When you are married to Tito Ortiz, you have issues. When you're Jenna Jameson, you are pretty much an issue.
This pose is not flattering. We would have been able to see that she had a slit without her jamming her leg out there like that. Although, if I had those shoes, I would too.
I am really not into that tight knot atop her noggin though. Nor do I like that I can see her bra. I should not be able to see a billionaire's bra. In fact, I don't even think she should wear one if it makes an offensive line like that.
Wasn't this woman a lot healthier looking when she had that song? I don't want to say it aloud, because then I'll have it trapped in my head forever.
This Big Bird colored dress is horrific in every way...but I'm most concerned with how sickly she looks.
Loungey.
You can't see it in this photo, but the jacket was taffeta and it had a wood grain sheen/texture. It was, however, a suit and tie. As promised.
Best she has EVER looked. Also, I want this dress.
Ok, so I want to like this. Because it does actually look good...but it's inappropriate for this event. Like, shouldn't she be a bit dressier/sexier? Not to say that leather pants are not sexy, because I just bought some, and I'm telling you, you feel like a rock star. BUT, wouldn't a little mini dress be better?
It's enough with the lipstick missy. It's a lot all the time.
I love the dress though, it looks like it was made for her boobs, and those boobs are not friendly for many pieces of clothing, they will DESTROY clothes.
I feel like a change of the shoe would have changed this so dramaticaly...in a good way. I'm not into those shoes. Too prim.
It's been a long time since I've posted about this twat, and she is still one of the most popular posts on my site. Just to let you guys know, I still REALLY hate her. Like, look at her. She's such a low lass idiot. Ohhh. I just noticed her douche-ass fiance is wearing mismatched shoes.
Ugh.
I love this photo because I can only imagine that she is doing something really offensive and ridiculous at this point.
She's too blonde though.
Best boobs of the night.
Proof below.
Well! Someone wanted to make sure her breast implants got credit for being there.
We see them.
Don't worry.
From the Gotye song...
This is, like, the kind of gown some tool who works at Urban Outfitters would make. Or wear.
Case in point.
Ok, this is something. It's kind of old lady. Also, what is happening with her hair? It's REALLY bad.
This pose is beautiful, but she is a moron, and this is all I will say.
Ok, I will say that she's even more of a moron for getting caught smoking pot with her abusive boyfriend in a club.
Way to be a loser. I took her off my iPod. It's symbolic.
She has good style. This might be my favorite dress of the night. I love the color, I love the cut, I love the sparkle, I love the shoes with it.
She's good shiz.
I HAVE to put her, so I do, but I'm so bored with everything that she wears. I like the boob detail, but on her it looks sleepy.
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