Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Kim Kardashian's Pregnacy Wardrobe - 9 Months of 'Don'ts'

I have never been pregnant, so I don't know what it does to you and your body, but I have been told some things.

Certain women are good at being pregnant. My sister is one of those women. She is gorgeous, her skin is glowing, her hair has never looked better and really big boobs look great on her. She has also not really amended her style, but is keeping things appropriate.

Kim Kardashian could learn some things from my sister. Like, maybe don't try to wear the clothes you used to wear. Also, get dressed with your eyes open. It really helps.

Look, again, I have never been in this situation, and I imagine I'm going to be a major pain in the ass because most maternity things you tend to see are empire waist and have bows, but I've also walked past a Pea in the Pod and have seen that they have some cute items, so I know there's a middle ground.

Kim has not found said middle ground. She is hugging the left. Hard. Peplum pants are not the answer Kim.

My sister is on maternity leave right now, waiting for my niece to arrive. She might be able to consult for you. For a fee. Please contact me for information.



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