Sunday, December 30, 2012

Mariah Carey in Aspen = GOLD

 My favourite thing about Mariah Carey is how ridiculous she is.

Most of the time she talks about herself. How wonderful she is. How hard she's worked to get where she is. How she broke ground doing what she has done. How she was a waitress..

They way she speaks it's as if she was the first woman on earth and the first in the music industry.

And then there is how she dresses. Always jammed into clothes a few sizes too small. Always waddling around in super high heels that she can barely walk in.

And one thing I want to make you all aware of, is she is always, always accompanied by a staff member who is holding her up.

HOLDING HER UP.

Because she is too amazing to walk by herself, you guys.

Look carefully that the 2 below photos.

Not only is she being held up by a staff member in both pictures, but she is also super jammed into both outfits to the point that she's tugging on them to keep them where they should be.

I remember years ago, there was a blind item about a diva who made her staff replace all the sizes in her apparel with vanity sizing.

I never had a doubt it was her.

This year, I'm thankful for Mariah Carey.

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