John Travolta is Just No.

This video is SO bad. There are so many reasons why.

1. It looks like a 6th grade end of year project
2. Olivia's clown face is freakshow frightening
3. Johnny's painted on hairline is so false...I mean, we all saw this picture. Who do you think you're fooling Ron Popeil?
4. Just turned the screen toward my husband who exclaimed (he's not normally big on loud exclamations), "OH MY GOD. They both look like monsters." He's not wrong.
5. It makes me kind of pity-sad - I don't like being pity sad for gazillionaires.

Just watch it. You'll understand.

Oh my god. It's so bad.