Kristen Stewart Cheats on Robert Pattinson, Gets Caught and Apologizes

This is the cover of this week's Us Weekly which hit newsstands today and has photos of Kristen Stewart making out with a married man in her car, in broad daylight.

Wow.

Bitches be DUMMMMMMBBBB.

Now that she's been caught and nailed to the wall only months before the last movie comes out and all the Twilight fans in the world (hopefully) explode with joy and disappear, she has issued an apology:

“I’m deeply sorry for the hurt and embarrassment I’ve caused to those close to me and everyone this has affected. This momentary indiscretion has jeopardized the most important thing in my life, the person I love and respect the most, Rob. I love him, I love him, I’m so sorry.”

Um, didn't love him so much you didn't schnab the married director of SWATH, the worst movie of all time

If this had been discovered even a week after the movie came out, she would have done the same thing she always does, which is scowl and give someone the finger. But nooooo, because everyone needs to believe that Edward and Bella are real, she issues this.

Wowzers.