Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Dark Knight Rises Premiere: 2 Girls and a Creep

I'm very excited for this movie. These are legitimately good movies, not just comic book nerd movies. My husband is planning his entire 35th birthday around the IMAX version of this movie, as he did his 30th when the first one came out.

So the premiere was this week. Lots of other people were there, but I wanted to concentrate on the 3 best...or worst. However you see it.

Shall we?

Anne Hathaway:
Look, I know the hair is because of Les Mis, but it's really bad. And she's WAY too thin. It's icky. Like, I'm pretty sure when she was cast as Catwoman they did not expect her to show up at a premiere looking like a boy in a gown. Right? Right.

Ew. 

Plus, this weight makes her mouth look MASSIVE. It's gross. I hate it.


Marion Cotillard:
Then there is beauty and perfection. Ok, fine, she looks like a figure skater and her eye make-up is terrible here, but look how pretty she is! And look how she doesn't look like a deformed boy puppet in a curtain. Beautiful.


And then there is the horror that is Cillian Murphy.

Like really? This is your face? Go away now. The past bit has been great without you. Lets keep it that way.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Yes, Hathaway does look like a creepy ventriloquist dummy here.