Mariah Carey wears denim cut-off's in October

Look, I know there's global warming, but at some point we need to acknowledge that there are seasons and sometimes fashion needs to follow those seasons.

Here would be one of said occasions. Denim cut-off's are not really appropriate after mid September. I mean, come on! It's practically winter.

Plus, she seems to have cut those up just to fit in them, and that is not cool.

Hillary Duff looking stuffed into her outfits...

Hillary Duff is not anorexic and that is very refreshing. It would be very wonderful, however, if someone could tell the costume people at 'Gossip Girl' because they seem to be obsessed with jamming her into costumes that are too small.

She is delicious in real life, but they way they dress her makes her look chubby and like nothing fits. I mean, aren't those sleeves an abomination?

Either way, she's cute and I like that she eats. Everyone else should too.

Joan Collins Does Glamour - Highlights

Bloody brilliant. Seriously. So ridiculous and fun. Worth the 10 minutes.

Love her.

Man Arrested for Being Naked in Own House.

RIDICULOUS.

Lindsay Lohan looks pretty gross

I'm not going to say much because I think we've said enough about this girl and the photos really speak for themselves.

Yeesh.

Love that one of her nails doesn't have polish. How elegant.
Is that some nipple we see sticking out there? Who invites her to things? Oh my god. Cut her off. And give her stash to a needy junky.

And she's wearing a baby pink fur. Yes. Seriously.

Spike TV awards...I know, I know, slim pickings!

So the Spike TV Awards were this past weekend. It's not that exciting but I figured it gives us ample opportunity to make fun of people, so let's get to it!


Christina Ricci:
Have you ever noticed that some fashion is for men, and some is for women? Considering Spike TV considers itself the man's network, I think Christina chose the wrong version here. She got the short, but the rest of it is so mod mini dress from the late 60's that it's unflattering. Especially with her severely round cranium. Yeesh.


Jamie King:
I'm honestly so curious how much coke one has to jam into their nostrils not to notice that their hair looks like this. It has to be a lot.

I realize the 80's are back, but not the hair, people - not the hair! In other news, I hate her dress.

Jennifer Carpenter:
AKA Mrs Dexter. Still creeps me out that they're married and play brother and sister. Gives me Donny and Marie vibes. Ick.
Anyhoo, I think she almost nailed it. Those shoes almost completely ruin it, but the rest is totally fantastic. The dress is great, the necklace is very fun and her hair is cute. But those shoes. Yeesh.

Julie Benz:
This woman ruins 'Dexter' for me. She's so frigging pretty, but honestly she's so annoying that every scene she's in makes me want to pull out my hair and eat it. And anyone who knows me knows how much hair creeps me out. Yuck.

I think it's her voice, mostly...and that's not acting, that's just her super-annoying voice. Another fashion for women mistake on the dress, I think.

Kaley Cuoco:
Considering how genuinely fresh and pretty this girl is, she sure manages to look terrible sometimes. Her hair is much better down, it's not doing her any favors right now...that dress is kind of fantastic, but I feel like the boots cut her off and she could have been better with something in a studded, strappy platform...

But the coup-de-gras is really the make-up. It is awful. AWFUL. It makes her look like a demon. Ugh. Compared to the Emmy's, it's a really big disappointment.

Keith Richards:
Seriously? He's still alive?


Megan Fox:
Love the dress, love the hair, hate the person it is all perched upon. She's hot though, I'll give her that.


???:
Not sure who the hell this is, but I really like her hair and wanted to mention that I think she could have put a little more effort into her outfit. You can't just throw on a t-shirt and a belt and go to an awards show. Come on.


Rhona Mitra:
On some show called 'Shooter' and is obviously into herself. Her hair looks wretched, and the dress makes me sleepy. That is all.

Pamela Anderson makes me sad...but also nauseous

There is something really sad about Pamela Anderson...

Sure, she's skeezy and generally pretty gross, but at the same time, she's a mother of 2. Can you imagine if that was your mother?! Those kids are going to be messed up. Hopefully their parents' money can save them.

Here she is in her former Baywatch Reds at a Richie Rich fashion show. It's sad. Yeesh.

I like the 2nd picture with her extension poking out. Hot.

Lilo looking fresh (hee hee) in court

Oh Lindsay Lohan, watching your antics is quite enjoyable, but is starting to get tiring.

She's had a pretty nutso few weeks starting with the Ungaro show in Paris, her dad deciding he needed to publicly out her for her prescription drug addictions, her mother denying it all and of course her twittering about Samantha Ronson breaking up with her yet again.

This was all punctuated by her being called to court because she hadn't finished her alcohol education courses from when she was on probation.

The judge called her to court and told her to stop thumbing her nose at the court and he extended her probation. After she showed up late and looking like this. Yah. Wasted. And hungover. Yeesh.

What a hot, hot mess.

Louis CK on Parks and Recreation

If you haven't watched NBC's 'Park's & Recreation', please do. There are many reasons why you should, but if I had to list them it would be as follows:

1. Amy Poehler (duh)
2. Aziz Ansari
3. Louis CK

Louis CK only joined the cast this season, but he's so endearing...he's very cuddly and cute...and then you Google him and you find all these seriously vile and rude stand-up comedy videos. FANTASTIC. Now I love him more.

He went on a rant on Conan recently and it was marvellous. Unfortunately, NBC hates Canadians so I can't link to the video, but he is not wrong. He ranted about people being lazy and sucking and not having patience and just generally being the worst.

Fantastic.

Love me some Louis CK.

Is Zac Efron creating the new Flock of Seagulls hair-do?

I don't know what is going through Zac Efron's head...but the fact that he goes out of his house with his hair the way it is most of the time...it makes me think.

It seems like the next 'Flock of Seagulls' do, non?

It's so engineered and forced...how is it not like the below image?

I'm calling Zac Efron 'Flock of Seagulls' now. That's what he is. *Mutter* Wearing his hair like that to a hockey game...*mutter*.

Lindsay Lohan looks old and the 80's are back...in case you hadn't already noticed.

Sometimes the clothes that celebrities wear confuse me.

Or the clothes they put their 15 year old sisters in. You know.

I was young in the 80's and 90's, so I was exposed to lycra dresses and ugly make-up and big hair. Sometimes, my best friend and I would dress in my mother's or sister's clothes and make-up and it would be inappropriate. Which is why we didn't leave the house.

Ali Lohan leaves the house looking like a corner-working hooker WAY too often. Like, WAY too often.

I'm tempted to replace Lindsay with Ali as our Skank Extraordinaire. Wow. They are both so gross.

Lindsay's 'slacks' are really grossing me out and all those lace cut-outs are really making me sick.

Ick.