Weekly Fashion Mishaps...and there are many

Here's a round-up of the week's fashion mishaps...it's not all horrible, but it's definitely not good.

Enjoy!


Ashley Greene:
Yes, we get it. You're in 'Twilight'. You're everywhere. Seriously. And you don't dress that well. Ever. It's kind of annoying. I volunteer to be your stylist. Seriously.

What is this suit? It's like she should be singing in some kind of rag tag vampire themed barbershop quartet? Ugh, it's so, so bad.

Beyonce:
Clearly hasn't washed her hair in 12 years and is wearing a sequined, perfecto/motorcycle jacket style jumpsuit. I seriously need Amy Poehler and Seth Myers here to yell "Really?!?!"

Come on Bey...no good!


Delta Goodrem:
This is some girl with the above name from Australia. Again, calling on Seth & Amy. I actually think she is delightfully cute, but that Peaches 'n' Cream Barbie (come on, you know you had one) coloured dress and those hideous over-the-knee printed boots are really killing it for me. It's not good.


Heidi Klum:
Didn't she just have a baby? Kudos for that, but it's one of the ugliest dresses in the world. Ever. Couldn't she have chosen something less hideous in, say, satin to show us that she is a freak of nature? Really not fair.

The dress is fair though. It makes me feel justified about having back fat. Nice.


Christina Ricci:
Missy - when your hair looks like a knit cap (or toque to Canadians) then you need to do something about it.

The rest I like. It imparts some drama on the blog.


Sharon Stone:
This woman should get an award for simply finding dresses like this. Where does she get them? They're so GD ugly. I bet they cost more than the contents of my closet though. Damn. Maybe I'll go out and get a nude corset dress with a black swiss dot overlay that flows into a tulip skirt.

Let's not forget that jaunty hat...one can't forget that...


Leighton Meister:
Best for last, or worst for last? You be the judge. She looks awfully slutty. That is more eye make-up than I saw at the entire Lady Gaga concert...on everyone. Including the lovely transvestites. Seriously.

And are her feet really tiny? They're freaking me out a little in this picture.

So who was the worst?

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