Sarah Jessica Parker and one of the reasons I hate her

I don't know what it is about this woman that I hate so much...but for the rest of my life I will list reasons as to why I think I might.

For instance, this outfit!

BITCH! Are you for real???

PS - Bonus hate fact: I also think Bitten is a piece of shit collection that my cat could have designed better...but my cat is seriously chic...her acrylic claw covers match her collar! Oh my god, I am lame.