Grammy's : Let's do it!!!

The grammy's are always fun because they're a little more relaxed, but they're not as sweat-a-licious as the MTV awards...people still class it up.


I will tell you one thing. I tried to post my SAG round-up twice and twice this STUPID site crashed and I lost the entire post. So, this better work.


Let's Mock 'n' Talk:







Alyson Hannigan:
I feel like this girl has done surprisingly well for herself since 'American Pie.' I like the darker hair, I don't love the dress, but I do like it.

What I don't care for (and if you saw the broadcast, you'll know exactly what I'm talking about) is her fresh from the cancer boat crispy red tan. You can tell it's not a faux tan because her freckles are more pronounced. So unsafe, so 90's to tan. Boo. Points off for that, missy.

Beyonce:
I don't remember seeing Jay-Z at his lady's side. I know they're all hush hush about their relationship and all, but his lady has had a good year, he couldn't be there?

Her hair is a disaster...it looks like she hasn't washed it in a week, her dress is really boring. I'm tired of seeing her in dresses with sparkle. Tone it down. Wear something matte, surprise us all. Trust me, we'd all like it.

Oh, and wash your hair. Please.

Brooke Hogan:
One word: TRANSVESTITE. Seriously. This is not right. She looks like a man. A not-beautiful man. Seriously. It scares me.

Carrie Underwood:
By far her best dress of the night. Love the shimmer. During her performances she wore some weird-ass rags.

I saw her during the show in the audience and her skin was glowing, she looked incredible. Very nice, I'm impressed.

Christina Aguilera:
Although she obviously can't get over the bottle of bleach and the Sunkist spray tan, I appreciate her removal of the red lipstick for once. The dress is actually quite beautiful. Her hair and skin detract from it, a lot, but she still looks quite nice.

I could do without the prom-style earrings though. I mean, really.

Christina Ricci:
Every time I see this girl rocking her bobble head, I get disappointed. I remember fondly the days when she said she would never succumb to Hollywood's thin pressure and stop eating, but she has. I'm not saying she doesn't look beautiful, she's just too thin.

I love the dress and the make-up though. Very well done. I hope JT did cheat on Cam the Man with her.

Corinne Bailey Rae:
I'm not crazy about the dress, because it reminds me of my sister's grad ball dress (from 1990), but this girl's voice blew me away! Stevie Wonder introduced her, John Mayer and John Legend as three artists he loves. Stevie's praise is something else, and so is this girl. In fact, I'm going to go buy her CD right now. Love her.

Fergie:
I had two options for this pic. Her alone, or her with BEP. I opted for her alone because if I have to look at Will I Am one more time I'm going to fly to LA and strangle him. He's such an attention whore.

I actually don't hate her look. I am questioning, though (and tell me if you agree), whether Fergie-Ferg looks preggo or not. What do you think?

Hilary Duff:
I think this is the best I've seen this girl look in about a year. I think breaking up with her faux-punk boyfriend (who is now dating Nicole Richie) did good for her...she seems to have sicked the acetate on her previously punk-black fingernails and I LOVE it.

Why does everyone look as if they haven't showered?

Jessica Simpson & John Mayer (aka Donnie & Marie 21st century-style):
I think we can all agree that the worst, most alarming part of this photo is Johnny's hair. I mean, is he kidding with that mop? I actually love her with dark hair, but I have other comments about that (later). That dress is so Dessy collection. Wow. I wonder whose prom she's going to after.

Mandy Moore:
Did she run there? Why does she look so disheveled? Why is her dress so ugly? Actually, that has nothing to do with her apparent jog to the show, it's just a question. And the sleepy look? I don't know. I know she's conservative, and I appreciate that, don't get me wrong. I just don't understand the dress. It's terrible. She's young, she's hot, could she at least have done sleeveless? Or knee-length?

Mary J Blige:
Incidentally, I'm dying to know what the J stands for (and I'm too lazy to Google it) - anyone?
I love the dress. Even with the belt. I think it was a daring choice and I think she pulled it off. She's a gorgeous woman with an amazing voice and I think I might love her.

Nelly Furtado:
So many things wrong that I don't know where to start...ok, I'll start from the top and move down:
~ Hair - terrible. Teased curls? Never ok. And there is something weird going on with her bangs. It's very unflattering.
~ Facial expression - I realize that it's just a split second when this photographer caught her, but AHHH! It's scary.
~ Pose - Is she going to save the world post-show? That's some superhero pose she's rocking. Makes her look wide, not nice. NOT NICE.
~ Dress - Oy, where to start. The beading is hideous. It's tacky, it's heavy and it doesn't compliment the floatiness of the rest of the dress. Speaking of that, the bottom is an abomination. It's so 2001...from Rave/Sirens (US/Canada). Twisty pieces that hang??? Oh my god.
~ Shoes - the least terrible part, but still ugly. She should give them back to the gladiator she stole them from.

She has depressed me with this ensemble.

Pink:
Looks like Pink has been anorexercising (I'm trademarking that). I'm horribly, hideously disappointed in her. Although I already disliked her because she was gross, she always had her crazy toned, muscular physique which impressed me. Now she looks like every other lolly-headed lady over there. Boo, pink, boo.

The dress is very Aniston. I like it.

Rihanna:
What a killer body. Wow. Although I find the fabric a little curtain-y, she pulls off this mod, cut-out look well. Good job, girlie.

Scarlet Johannsen:
I love this woman. She is the hotness. She looks amazing. Like a Barbie. She's another one I hope JT cheated on Cammie with.

God she's perty.

Vanessa Minnillo:
Apparently Van might be out of a job soon...TRL might get cancelled. What are she and Nick going to do? I don't think Nick's 'Core Secrets' info-mercial can support them for the rest of their lives. Oh no!!!

Oh yah, what she's wearing: makes me sleepy. I'm bored by it. She should wear something in a rich colour to make it glow against her beautiful skin. And the hair is too straight.

I vote Christina Ricci best dressed of the night. Boo yah. Oh my god, I can't believe I just wrote that.

Yesss! It didn't crash on me!!!!!!