Where is this bitch's upper lip?

I never noticed how much of an unlip this woman has. Seriously. That's weird.

Yes, one might say we should commend her for not getting collagen like every other slut out there, but I am not that person. Everything else on her body is fake, her boobs look like cantaloupes. Why not gimme a little pout?

And since when did they have kids? I know they're broken up, but what the hell? I used to love that guy (David Charvet) on Baywatch when it was cool to watch Baywatch (when was that?). I'm a little nostalgic-jealous at the unlipper.

Say it with me kids: Col-a-gen PLEASE!

[Pic Source: HollywoodRag]