Ahh, remember back in the day when Dawson and Joey were fighting the fact that they loved each other? They would speak in run-on sentences full of words no other teenager in America would know...as if they ran the script through the Microsoft Word thesaurus before printing?
I never understood the appeal of Katie Holmes (or Kate, as Tom would prefer you call her). I even remember the drunken tape of her flashing her boobs and I still didn't get it.
I figured she had a girl-next-door kind of appeal, but I, personally, couldn't get over her stroke-mouth and lazy eye. Also, she really annoyed me in 'Go'.
In retrospect, now that I see what TC has done to her, she was cute. Was.
It's like that adored 80's anti-drug ad, "This is your brain (show egg), this is your brain on drugs (crack egg into frying pan, or similar)"
Katie: THIS WAS YOUR FACE (see above), THIS IS YOUR FACE ON TOM CRUISE!!!! Please run as fast as you can away from that couch-jumping, cheesy proposal making, scientology freak!
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