Hello, I'm awkward. I love this picture. The dress is ok. Her performance dress was WAY better though. Here's a pic. But her waist. OMG! So tiny. She doesn't seem to be managing the shorter hair very well. Like she can't figure out what to do with it...
Oh. Why is she there? Why does everyone have to be either naked or wearing something hideous? Or both, in this case. It's just a LOT of panels and different shine, etc. And those shoes are a lot.
Why is she there?
I fast-forwarded through her performance, because obviously, but I am really looking forward to watching her on red carpets for the next few years if THIS was her debut.
I love her hair, because it's basically mine, but this dress is doing her a great injustice. It's SO big on the waist. Like, so big. WTF? She has a tiny waist and a beautiful big bum. Why hide it?
Beauty Writer saw her and thought it was Rihanna. So, if I may say so: EXCELLENT ageing Faith. Plus she sings one of my favouritest songs ever (shut up). If you haven't heard it, listen to it here. And Love it. Or I hate you.
Like I hate that weird animal tail penis thing happening above.
I mean, this is exactly what you expect her to wear, no? That or something David Bowie esque. I'm a little sad she didn't go Ziggy Stardust, but it's ok.
I mean, I hate this. But ew.
This is pretty. But super boring.
Ugh.
Just.
Ugh.
And when she had the mic. Ugh more. Just UGH. GO AWAY NOW.
STILL GOT IT LADY. Except those granny shoes. Those are for skirts, not gowns. But oh my god. Everyone in Hollywood should go to her surgeon.
Is this going to be her new look that she wears for 2 years straight? I don't know. I feel like that skirt is not quite as versatile as that cute little waiter outfit she had before.
YASSS. I love everything about this. I wish she hadn't changed to that boring red thing that she was squeezing out of while she sat. She's SO pretty. Too bad she sounded so bored during her part of the show.
I mean, the color is fantastic. But why do I need to see everyone's underwear? Also, her hair. Ugh. I wasn't particularly into her performance either. The jumpsuit was kind of fun, but her song was kind of lack luster for the opening act. Ugh. This show.
Oh my.
The internet exploded about her mullet last night.
With reason.
Like, how cute?
Is she pregnant again? #4?!?! Jesus. If she's just Stevie Nicks-ing it, yay.
I always mix these 2 up. But now I know that I find Gigi prettier. She's very pretty, obviously, and she has glorious breasts (trust me, I saw her boogieing in the audience) but this dress is a little intense for The Weeknd's girlfriend, no?
Wow, I'm very glad that her hair is growing out. But that is no excuse for this outfit. It's really bad. It wouldn't be so bad, except that it doesn't fit her very well at all. Oh, and then she talks. Oh my god. It is such a shame that she is so highly paid. What's wrong with society?
Someone has been hitting the gym HARD. She looked JACKED. And like she had no body fat at all. This dress is classic CU, really weird and ball gowny. She's such a dork.
I was starting to thing that she was never going to get face pregnant. It has finally happened. This is a really pretty gown. It could have been really lovely during the Oscars too.
Oh. Look. There is her bathing suit area. Like, why is this necessary? Why can't she just have a slit? She's crazy hot though. Imagine this as a regular DVF-style wrap dress? Imagine how nice? I find it looks like a bathing suit cover up right now.
We have a tenuous relationship. At best. I adored her first album. I thought it was really fun. And then I feel like she kind of went off the rails. And she's stayed off the rails.
The audience has been divided on her David Bowie tribute. I am not. I hated it. He was such a wonderful, talented artist and they mashed way too many songs into that medley, and she overdid it. The crying Instagram video, the thrashing around. I feel like she lost sight of what it was. It seems like maybe his son thought so too...
I don't know if that's how we spell her name. I also kind of don't care. She won best new artist, which I kind of don't get. Wasn't that dumb song 2 years ago? And she basically had this exact same dress in a mini version during the Lionel Ritchie tribute, which why? Why was she there? I don't know...
Why is she still invited to stuff?
This dress is nice and classy. And whatever
I love her and stuff, but MOTHER OF THE BRIDE.
No, missy. Do better
I don't know who this girl is, except that Google tells me she's an Australian model. So I assume she is Leonardo DiCaprio's current girlfriend. But this OUTFIT. This is kind of what I wish Florence had worn.
This is a David Bowie tribute that I appreciate way more than Gaga's weirdo medley. I love this. She wins.
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