Could someone please buy a muzzle for this dummy?
As you may have heard, Justin Bieber is trying to make up for being a douchey bitch earlier in his life and is being mature and shit. But then he says stuff and oh god.
Enjoy some particularly dumb excerpts from this article:
On the creation of the universe:
“Science makes a lot of sense. Then I start thinking—wait, the “big bang.” For a “big bang” to create all this is more wild to think about than thinking about there being a God. Imagine putting a bunch of gold into a box, shaking up the box, and out comes a Rolex. It’s so preposterous once people start saying it.”
On attempting to be like Jesus, but not...
"I think that people, as soon as they start hearing me saying I’m a Christian, they’re like, “Whoa Justin, back up, take a step back.” Also, I do not want to shove this down anyone’s throat. I just wanna honestly live like Jesus. Not be Jesus—I could never—I don’t want that to come across weird. He created a pretty awesome template of how to love people and how to be gracious and kind. If you believe it, he died for our sins. Sometimes when I don’t feel like doing something, but I know it’s right, I remember, I’m pretty sure Jesus didn’t feel like going to the cross and dying so that we don’t have to feel what we should have to feel."
On what it means to be a Christian:
“I think that going to church is fellowship, it’s relationship, it’s what we’re here on the earth to do, to have this connection that you feel there’s no insecurities. I think that’s where we need to be…you don’t need to go to church to be a Christian. If you go to Taco Bell, that doesn’t make you a taco.”I'm no church-goer, but I can honestly tell you that I do not think this asshole is living like Jesus. I think there will be a lot of Christians up in arms about this Taco.
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