Wednesday, August 05, 2015

BREAKING NEWS: Miss Piggy & Kermit Announce Their Split



It what can only be described as the best news I've ever heard: Miss Piggy and Kermit have announced that they are breaking up. He's single for me now!!!

“After careful thought, thoughtful consideration and considerable squabbling, we have made the difficult decision to terminate our romantic relationship,
We will continue to work together on television … However, our personal lives are now distinct and separate, and we will be seeing other people, pigs, frogs, et al. 
This is our only comment on this private matter…unless we get the right offer.”

I never liked Miss Piggy. She has never appreciated all that Kermie does for her. Always getting mad and huffing away.

I always thought she was better suited for Link HogThrob (pictured below)

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